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thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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wlntersoldier:

HOW TO DRAW CAPTAIN AMERICA

  1. start by drawing a dorito.  this will become the shoulder-to-waist area
  2. ???
  3. freedom
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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

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everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead

everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead

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As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

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  • Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC:Wait-
  • Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC:I didn't-
  • Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel:PEACE
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